Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Jesus theories

Where was Jesus for 13 years?

I have a very open mind. I open my bible, and I'm just saying Jesus is a pimp.

How is he a pimp?

He had a thing for Mary Magdalene.

First-ever celebrity. 

How is he is a celebrity and he got killed?

Tupac was a celebrity and people wanted to kill him and so did Biggie. They are both dead.

He's famous and that makes him a pimp?

He probably had his wife on the side and didn't let anybody know.

I think Jesus had his human need and I think God allowed him to 

have it (the wife).

God called him and said 'Hey, keep this hush hush.'

It beats going home and beating it up.

Bible is so limited in what they say. That's my Jesus theory.

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